For some stranger reason, I can sing better than Whitney Houston (pre-cocaine/pre-Bobby Brown) Leona Lewis, Alicia Keys, Kelly Clarkson combined. But as soon as I hop out, it sounds like wounded cats, or hyena’s in heat. Go figure.
I've always found it complex to try sit and illustrate this picture of myself in words so others may comprehend what I'm like in the physical form. My intention by and large, is to bestow a small portion of my life. I'm not here to introduce myself in a way that would attempt to make you believe I'm charming in some sort of a way. I simply write what is on my mind, my heart, along with my likes, and dislikes. I truly believe there are people who genuinely appreciate what it is I may have to say at any given day or time. You either hate it or you love it, there's no gray area. They call me the prototype. Not to be confused with jelly. I am jamz.
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I went to Verizon today and me and the sales guy had a good laugh at the customer before me trading this in for a new phone. LOL
