Rapist Glasses. Pedophile Beard. Serial Killer Van. “Because the bad boy look is for pussies”.
Eminem’s face: priceless
A patient of mine told me a joke as I was about to numb him up. I found it rather hilarious. I don’t know if it’s old, or new, don’t care. I chuckled at it.
Two rednecks are in the middle of the lake fishing, and one guy says to the other “if I go to your house and make love to your wife, you reckon that makes us kin?” The other guy replies “no, but it will make us even.”
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I love the Golden Girls, to this day, they always make laugh.
is her reputation. You might think it’s cool to act like a smut, slut, whore, hoe, whatever you want to call it online, but don’t get mad when people treat you as such. If it quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. Whores were put on this earth for everybody, kind of like a “jump off”, you’re community property, like Monopoly. It says a lot about your self esteem, since whores have the lowest. But it’s always entertaining to say the least. Rock on you whore. :)
A teacher asked a teenage girl to use the world “handsome” in a sentence. The girl replies, “When I suck dick too long my jaws get tired, so I used my hand some.”
when your stomach sticks out more than your “booty do”
haha
lmao
I was driving to drop Jordan off at my friends house, and WTF do I see? Let this be a lesson to you home-wreckers. LMAO. Man if someone did that to my house, and my Cadillac, I would be upset, very upset.
Top 3 best reaction video to the 2girls 1 cup.
I couldn’t do this to my grandmother, she’s 85, would probably have a heart attack and/or cut me out her will.
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