March 2010
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“A kiss blown is a kiss wasted…the only real kind of kiss is a kiss tasted.”
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“Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your...”
– John Wooden
hope this starts your weekend off right...
Little Tony was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.
After the 6th one, a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all that candy isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat.”
Little Tony replied, “My grandfather lived to be 107 years old.”
The man asked, “Did your grandfather...
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subliminal
I have always tried my best to leave the past in the past. Especially when it comes to [messy] break ups. When things end badly, I just don’t want to sweat it, try my best to forget it, and move on with my life. This has NOT been the case with my [newest] ex…it ended bad, but was made worst by subliminals on his part via the internet. When snoops/snitches let me know about this, I went...
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This is hilarious. There is NO other way to...