March 2009
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“I know God will not give me anything I can’t handle. I just wish that He...”
– Mother Theresa
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Joke...
A patient of mine told me a joke as I was about to numb him up. I found it rather hilarious. I don’t know if it’s old, or new, don’t care. I chuckled at it.
Two rednecks are in the middle of the lake fishing, and one guy says to the other “if I go to your house and make love to your wife, you reckon that makes us kin?” The other guy replies “no, but it will...
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I really hate...
When I see a man and a woman walking on the sidewalk, or street, and the woman is on the outside. Even if that is not your significant other, sister, mother, a man should always walk on the outside (closest to the street) Point. Blank. Period.
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Ghostface feat. Novel - Message from Ghostface...
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Pineapple Express
Saul: I told you! I told you not to eat that lolipop out that stripper's snatch.
Sam: Out her vagina? Yeah, but what did you do? You ate a box of nerds out her BUTThole!
Saul: You promised you wouldn't tell...
LMAO, that was my first time seeing it last night, I couldn't stop laughing.