February 2009
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What I've noticed...
This topic always has irritated me, hence my post on it previously. But this time I wanted to go more in depth about my personal opinions of a particular person. This persons name is Kanye West. Being that I’ve met him, a few times, before his mothers passing, and after, I can speak on it, from a personal view. I have noticed, that with his fans, true loyal fans, friends and family, he is...
It never ceases to amaze me, how you can step in s&*t, and come out smelling...
– my dad, on my promotion
January 2009
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Being powerful is like being a lady. If you have to tell people you are, you...
– Margaret Thatcher
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I’m yo mama,
I’m yo daddy,
I’m that n%^&a in the alley,...
– Curtis Mayfield
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Everytime something is going good, there has to be...
This time it’s a man, that same man. Yet again. SMH, I think I detest you. I don’t hate ANYONE, but boy do I hate you. If I would have known love (or whatever you want to call it) was this difficult, I would have remained the “old love them and leave them jamz.” What makes me even more upset, is that I let you get to me, even when I refuse to let anyone or anything get me...
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A woman’s life is love; A man’s love is life.
– Little Brother
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Why are people asking T-Pain...
for permission to use auto-tune? If anything they need to ask Cameo, or Roger Troutman’s family, since he was pretty much the innovator of it. If not Cameo and Roger, then definitely Teddy Riley. T-Pain, I wouldn’t ask you for anything…except maybe to “buy me a drink”.
:)
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Hey tumblr., how about a recycle bin?
I just deleted something I didn’t mean to, and I want to be able to dig it out the trash like on my computer, and restore it. Yes? No? Think about it.
3 weeks...
candles. bubble bath. tyrese playing in the background. king size bed. you (whoever that is). me.
:)
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Life is a beautiful struggle.
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I hate when a guy kisses with his eyes open...
Like seriously. What are you looking at? I hate when I have that feeling I’m being watched, I open my eyes and you’re staring me down. Close your eyes, ugh.
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It sucks when you grow up; but the people around you don’t.
– honey
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I had a dream...
Well, more like a nightmare this morning. I have no clue what it means, but maybe I can get some sort of explanation. I have braces, had them since August 2007, and I was only supposed to have them on for 5 or 6 months, because it was for cosmetic reasons. Needless to say, they are still on, because of my work schedule, and laziness. Anyways, I dreamt that my top row of braces, and like 4 of my...
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MAN WTF?!
I just saw this 1 guy 1 cup video, and I am completely and utterly grossed out. Shouts out to marvelous mo, who recommended I watch that nonsense. Smh. Being in the medical field, medical school, I have come across some disgusting, despicable stuff, but that definitely takes the cake. SMH, that man needs colon surgery and prayer. UGH!
p.s. to make me feel better, I watched souljah boy’s and...
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weirdest/strangest place you have ever had sex?
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USAIRWAYS new slogan: You are now free to swim about the cabin
– Jay Leno
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Never trust a woman who doesn’t watch football.
– my dad
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All a woman will ever have in this life...
is her reputation. You might think it’s cool to act like a smut, slut, whore, hoe, whatever you want to call it online, but don’t get mad when people treat you as such. If it quacks like a duck, it’s a duck. Whores were put on this earth for everybody, kind of like a “jump off”, you’re community property, like Monopoly. It says a lot about your self esteem,...
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just jokes...
A teacher asked a teenage girl to use the world “handsome” in a sentence. The girl replies, “When I suck dick too long my jaws get tired, so I used my hand some.”
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Young Jeezy feat. Nas - My President is Black
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Ignorance is NOT bliss.
Nor is it amusing.
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Will Barack Obama eventually have his own holiday?
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So you don't peform cunnilingus or fellatio huh?
This subject always tickled me pink. It’s 2009, and people either still aren’t doing it, or are lying about doing it. Either way it’s funny to me to say the least. I would suggest you step your game up in 2009, because if you think a man or woman is going to MARRY you, and you don’t perform oral sex you’re mistaken. You don’t even have to do it before...
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When I'm in the shower...
For some stranger reason, I can sing better than Whitney Houston (pre-cocaine/pre-Bobby Brown) Leona Lewis, Alicia Keys, Kelly Clarkson combined. But as soon as I hop out, it sounds like wounded cats, or hyena’s in heat. Go figure.
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This playlist shits on 98.5% of the playlist I’ve ever heard. Yes, it’s that nice.
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Plane just crashed into the Hudson river.
because of some geese?
GTFOH!!!
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4 days...
Hmm, so since you check the blog, but refuse to call, AIM, text, or email…Let me just say, I have too much pride, and if you think I’m going to chase you, you’re mistaken. The cat and mouse game was cool in 2008, but it’s ‘09, and my popularity is growing, not declining. Just something to think about, while you remain that stubborn man, who doesn’t want to...
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Fantastic Vintage Clothing for CHEAP!! →
They have some really nice things, and I ordered a bag for my bff, and they have great service. NO BS, which is great.
:)
Yung Berg drunk on a scooter, with a girl on the back…crashes. In possession of weed. EPIC FAIL!
Yung Berg’s manager swings on a cop and gets away = priceless.
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Misery loves company. That's why I rock alone.
I’d rather die on my feet, than to live on my knees.
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There's no such thing as "too much re-blogging"
But there is a such thing as a unfollow button. :)